Breaking News…new Dolly sighting

Dolly has escaped her captor(s)? and has been seen partying with known revelers in MA recently.  It remains uncertain how Dolly managed to escape.  With some degree of certainty we can report Dolly has been receiving daily massages and Botox injections which has produced some amazing results best described as artificial inflation.  Dolly was last reported to be seen heading south…

 

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